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Un Ode de l’Provocateur du Bitcoin

Out of the ashes emerged a snarling rodent dubbed Max Punk.

Open conflict, Whales besting Bored-Apes, the social layer manifest.

Bitcoin leaders sent to prison, then freed by massive strike waves.

HODL’ers fighting in the streets, power cuts, three-day work weeks, Maxi’s battling for Hashrates, governments brought down, Central Banks crying.

The Banksters powerless.

The Orange-Pilled class – loud, stacked and toxic.

L’ Provocateur don’t stand downwind from sh%#tcoins.

Max Punk smells of victory not of FOMO.

An Orange sky at night traverses’ seas of fiat to El Salvador dreams, not NFT nightmares.

Un Bukele ami très explosif.

Promoting Bitcoin thru absurdist and provocative actions,

a means of enacting monetary change.

Proof of ‘work[ers]’ never strike.

God won’t save the dollar, the regime.

Fiat makes you a moron, a potential Elon-bomb.

L’ Provocateur don’t stand downwind from sh%#tcoins.

Max Punk smells of victory not of FOMO.

An Orange sky at night traverses’ seas of fiat to El Salvador dreams, not NFT nightmares.

Un Bukele ami très explosif.

Orange shoes and garb only taunts the volcanos.

Consuming sats, not the FUD.

And there ain’t no future ‘cept with Bitcoin.

…In your dreaming Laser eyes!

This is a guest post by Enza Coin. Opinions expressed are entirely their own and do not necessarily reflect those of BTC Inc or Bitcoin Magazine.

Enza Coin
Enza Coinhttps://linktr.ee/enza.coin
Enza Coin is an avid, Dubai-based investor in global markets, a crowd funder, a seed investor and a Bitcoin supporter. She has lived and worked across Asia and Europe including in Egypt, Kuwait, China, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Indonesia and Laos, and molds these experiences into her creations and analysis. She has been investing globally for nearly 15 years, supporting projects in the Bitcoin ecosystem, streaming media, food technology, green tech, LiDAR imaging and cybersecurity. She writes on Substack, creates on YouTube and tweets analysis and opinions about Bitcoin, markets, money and investing, and adds a touch of news about life in Dubai, the UAE and the Middle East. She is an ambassador for the Orange Pill App, promoting the social layer of Bitcoin, and a syndicate member of Lightning Ventures. When not dreaming about Bitcoin and investing, she is an espresso addict searching the world for the best Arabica beans and supporting charity activities devoted to children in the global south. “Bitcoin is a monetary revolution."
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