April 1, 2024
A PR firm based out of San Francisco has announced that they would be opening an inpatient rehabilitation center in Malibu, California for rehabilitating shitcoiners. The group wants to bundle together reeducation on the proper fundamentals of Bitcoin vs Shitcoins, as well as their PR services to get individuals public perception back on track.
The center wants to attract individuals like Trace Mayer, Anthony Pompliano, and Roger Ver that have huge public profiles, but have taken wrong turns during their journey, soiling their reputations.
Ben Armstrong is rumored to be the first patient at the center. Some doctors and PR individuals have pronounced him as a hopeless case but the medical director of the yet to be named Malibu shitcoiner recovery center had some words on the topic.
Dr. Phil, famous TV psychologist, will be presiding as medical director and had some words to say on Armstrong, “Even the most hopeless cases of shitcoining can improve or even recover as long as they are willing to be honest with themselves. We will take anyone as long as they have money to spend on the program. If they are honest and willing, they will make a full recovery.”
Zac Prince has been rumored to have also enrolled in the extremely expensive program, sparking outrage amongst twitter users, as he has an outstanding debt with American Hodl. When asked, Dr. Phil said, “We take our privacy at our center very seriously. We are bound by HIPPA so I can neither confirm or deny that Zac Prince is here in Malibu. If you want to speak with a patient, they need to sign a release.”
Samson Mow decried the move by saying, “Stop trying to rehabilitate shitcoiners into Bitcoin.” His words were likely inspired out of fear that once disgraced shitcoiners could be entering back into the space to compete for clout.”
Industry experts are concerned that Dr. Phil will be the medical director as he has an extensive history of exploiting mentally ill people for money and fame.
This is a guest post by Bitcoin Bugle. Opinions expressed are entirely their own and do not necessarily reflect those of BTC Inc or Bitcoin Magazine.
