April 1, 2024
Mysterious and one thought dead antivirus mogul, John McAfee has been reported by multiple sources to have been seen walking the streets of San Salvador. One reporter was able to briefly speak with him before being rushed away by security.
Reported: “Mr. McAfee, we thought you killed yourself in prison. Why are you alive and in El Salvador.”
McAfee, “I didn’t kill myself like Epstein didn’t kill himself. I’m in El Salvador for the Halving Party.”
At this point, security shut down the conversation and whisked him away to private location away from reporters. McAfee has always been an individual of mystery and intrigue, capturing the attention of the internet as he documented his escape from multiple law enforcement agencies chasing him around the world.
He was jailed at one point in Spain, and was found dead shortly following a decision to extradite him to the United States. Some of his biggest fans are suggesting that McAfee did in fact die, but was resurrected in order to finish his important work of entertaining the “crypto community” with his antics.
The government of El Salvador has yet to respond to the news or a once thought dead fugitive roaming the streets of their country. Many are speculating that McAfee could be joining Max Keiser as an adviser for the country. Bukele has been reportedly very worried about malware attacking the country’s critical infrastructure and McAfee’s expertise in anti-virus could be very useful for national security reasons.
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